Saying goodbye to the mistress tomorrow

Say hello to .............???
I've posted a picture below for some inspiration and I'm hoping for some help from you guys, my wife christened my blue cat The Mistress as she was a stunning looker who I'd be sneaking for fun times and weekends away with. I'm struggling for a name for this one but she's gotta have one.. In a bit of a drunken moment my mate suggested that as the blade was in theory a trade up from the cat she will be willing to AHEM "do more" so needs a more extreme name, he suggested one but I won't repeat it.
My nominations are The beast or Wes, (as in Wesley Snipes AKA Blade). Any other ideas appreciated peeps?

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the do more mistress?

Bit of a mouthful Dave

well she is the mistress that does more

I am not good at naming bikes, the cat's name is just bikey, but it works for me!

With those colours, it's got to be the "She-Devil"

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Swish ~ Swish ~ Swish . . . . . . . . ZORRO . . . . . . ?

Zorro gets my vote!

Snowcat wrote:Bit of a mouthful Dave

Why not call her Big mouth

Anythings better than the mistress.

Cilla? The Hot headed red head??

ellie wrote:Anythings better than the mistress.

Cilla? The Hot headed red head??

The Mistress was a brilliant name, right up there with Tweetie and no I'm sorry Ellie not having anything to do with scousers even just the name. Could call it fergie though the hot headed MUFC leader

In a simliar theme to mistress, how about Courtesan?

Wee bit posher, but basically the same!

billyw wrote:In a simliar theme to mistress, how about Courtesan?

Wee bit posher, but basically the same!

Wee bit??? It's the rolls Royce of the lady street vendors I think, could be a contender

I know its not going along with the whole mistress theme, but what about Boris?

As in Boris the blade off the film snatch.

Like Boris!!

Trinity from the Wesley Snipes Film 'Blade Trinity'?

Nah - that can't be a Boris Bike, surely?

bobh wrote:Nah - that can't be a Boris Bike, surely?

Thinking more Trinity meself!!

boris the blade gets my vote

boris the blade I really like the sound of although aren't bikes supposed to be named something female in tradition? something about having to treat them well otherwise they will turn round and slap you (when you come off) ?

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ellie wrote:Anythings better than the mistress.

Cilla? The Hot headed red head??

The Mistress was a brilliant name, right up there with Tweetie and no I'm sorry Ellie not having anything to do with scousers even just the name. Could call it fergie though the hot headed MUFC leader

I find the mistress really derogatory to women but hey!

Go on, red is the only colour of the only footie team, you could call it Suarez

Ill get me coat.......

I find the word Sue, Sus, suez..... No I can't even type it let alone say it, I find that dirty,racist, diving, cheating buck toothed waste of DNA derogatory to the sport of football and I'd give up riding bikes at the very thought of that tw#t having anything to do with my bike.... So that's a no but thanks Ellie

So Gerard's a no too?? Lolz.

Shrek after Rooney?


You know I love ya Steve :-)

This is the one i want to have

ellie wrote:So Gerard's a no too?? Lolz.

Shrek after Rooney?


You know I love ya Steve :-)

Love ya too Ellie xx

Yeah not Gerard either I'm afraid, think I'll avoid the football reference altogether, (besides Shrek, yeah I called him that, doesn't deserve naming rights he's a bit rubbish tbh :(

Think the final nominations are Tadao (the designer of the final and arguably best blade), Enzo (Ferrari, red... keep up), Boris or Trinity.

Unless there are any other suggestions