Poorly Car

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Woke up to a phone call off my neighbour on his way to work, "hi Steve have you had a bump in your car"? No I've not but someone has certainly used it as a stopping aid!! It looks like someone has come round the corner and hit the side of it, driven off, absolutely no respect for other peoples property. Next door neighbour said they heard screeching and a loud bang about 4am this morning.

It looks as though it's been hit in one direction and the car has got stuck so they've gone the other way to get off my car. The more I look at it I think the dickhead family across the road have done it reversing off their drive but how can I prove it!! I hope Karma comes back later and breaks their legs

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This bear knocked the flake out of Steve's 99 and that bear can now no longer sh1t in the woods if you know what I mean.

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Get that can of WhoopAss ready

ahh so the horrid truth finally rears its head, that is why that bear ran off when we go into the shop......

Damn bear was eyeing my bike up and was going for a screwdriver, had to teach it a lesson

Snowcat wrote:Damn bear was eyeing my bike up and was going for a screwdriver, had to teach it a lesson

Maybe that was the RSPCA who beat up your car then..... there new scare tactics, or maybe the milita wing of them

Snowcat wrote:Damn bear was eyeing my bike up and was going for a screwdriver, had to teach it a lesson

Seeing that picture, I'm wondering how you manage to fit into a Yaris.

Wooster wrote:Seeing that picture, I'm wondering how you manage to fit into a Yaris.

It's a Prius and ouch :(

I take it back then, the Prius is pretty roomy inside.

If it was a Yaris I thought you were running a risk of putting your foot through the radiator if you hit the brakes too hard.

I'll let you off though in fairness Mrs Snowcat has a Yaris and when I drive it, it's akin to the scene from Police Academy when Hightower steals the Honda Rollerscate

I can imagine.
One of our PM's is an ex rugby player and well over 6', when his car went in for a service last year they gave him a Ford Ka.
The thing damn near tipped on its side when he got into it.

I'm just hoping when my car goes into Toyota on Thursday to be fixed they don't try and give my an Iygo, that will be taking the p#ss

Get two.

You can use them as rollerskates.