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Post  Ezzy's Mum! Thu Jan 07 2010, 20:25

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Post  Toni Thu Jan 07 2010, 20:30

Shocked Oh oh Rolling Eyes
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Post  Wild-Kat-Wolf Thu Jan 07 2010, 20:57

ROFLMAO - 'the anxious man' ...... I bet he was pmsl
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Post  wambo Thu Jan 07 2010, 21:14

suppose could happen to anyone pmsl
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Post  Rosco Thu Jan 07 2010, 21:41

4 and a half inch grinder indeed!
His mates will probably take the metal mickey out of him and his pricky.

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Post  tcatcarson Thu Jan 07 2010, 22:17

"The patient said it was a very intense 30 minutes and he was now saving up for a metal grinder of his own..."
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Post  ellie Thu Jan 07 2010, 22:39

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed

Im sure he was heard to say 'take away the pain but leave the swelling...'

Ive seen some strange things in my time stuck in/down/round genitals,and other orifices!!

LOL.....From my time working in A&E BTW, if you were wondering..... clown
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Post  Ezzy's Mum! Fri Jan 08 2010, 09:18

I'd liked the bit - 'he gave no explanation' pmsl - as neil says - poor man i expect he slipped and fell onto it (yeah and in the process knocked himself out and woke up with a hard on!!!!!!).

I had a friend who was an A&E nurse for many years in the early 80s- 3 of the ones she remembered involved a man with a vibrator upside down up his *rse switched on with new batteries - apparently they had to sedate him as they couldn't switch it off and had to wait for the batteries to run down a bit (hope it wasn't one of the talking ones pmsl ) - a bloke that had a sawn off chair leg stuck up him Shocked (a CHAIR LEG FFS!!!!) and a woman with a small melon stuck in her fanny - ok so i know a baby is bigger but you don't have a choice in that!!!!
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Post  greencat Fri Jan 08 2010, 11:39

Ezzy's Mum! wrote: hope it wasn't one of the talking ones pmsl

Please explain! Shocked

Personal anecdotes accepted in lieu of lucid explanation.
No photos though, eh? There's a good girl. great

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Post  ellie Fri Jan 08 2010, 12:36

(hope it wasn't one of the talking ones )

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LOL! Well i remember pen refils used as 'wands', cup and saucer neatly broken into pieces and placed inside a womans vagina, a 'de-clawed' hamster inserted into a mans anus, broom handle in a mans anus, a common one was kids bouncy balls, lots of 'I accidently fell onto it....' excuses.....................shall I go on.................................?????
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Post  Toni Fri Jan 08 2010, 12:57

ellie wrote:lots of 'I accidently fell onto it....' excuses.....................shall I go on.................................?????

lachen I guess you can fill books with such stories Rolling Eyes Wink
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Post  Ezzy's Mum! Fri Jan 08 2010, 14:14

lmao i've heard a lot of those she must've been in the same A&E dept. As for the talking ones - well Chris i once went to an Ann Summers party and the 'hostess' was telling us about the marvellous new talking vibrator - of course we had to have a listen. Well, within less than 3 mins of seeing this bog standard looking pink plastic vibrator (no happy face on that one) connected to a small 'speech' box by a wire (it was the late 80s) and hearing a mans voice saying in a cheesy accent 'ooh yeah baby - do you like that - i'm so hard!" we were rolling on the floor crying with laughter - all it needed was the bad brown squared wallpaper - the cheesy music and trumpet player in the background and a heavily moustached bloke bouncy around on a big breasted peroxided blonde! Strangely she didn't manage to sell any!!
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Post  greencat Fri Jan 08 2010, 20:21

ponder :idea: I think it's time to hit the 'Report an abuse' button.

Let's see what happens! naughty

Note to me: never tell Ellie or Suzie anything even mildly embarrassing

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Post  greencat Fri Jan 08 2010, 20:24

Ohh, here's the slightly worrying reply.

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Post  Ezzy's Mum! Fri Jan 08 2010, 20:58

greencat wrote:Ohh, here's the slightly worrying reply.

Your report has correctly been sent. It will be inspected shortly.
I'VE BEEN STITCHED UP!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO i've been reported for abuse rofl2 - this is a great moment in my life - hope that doesn't jeopardise my position as a moderator - i can't believe you'd do that to me Chris when i picked up your tea for you to save you having to eat something out of Rosco's sweaty box - your cards are marked young man!!!!!! link

SAVE THE SUTTERTON ONE!!!!!!!

NOTE TO ME = NEVER ANSWER ANY OF GREENCAT'S QUESTIONS - ITS A CONSPIRACY!
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