The mind boggles!

Oh oh

suppose could happen to anyone

4 and a half inch grinder indeed!
His mates will probably take the metal mickey out of him and his pricky.

Ouch!

"The patient said it was a very intense 30 minutes and he was now saving up for a metal grinder of his own..."

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed

Im sure he was heard to say 'take away the pain but leave the swelling...'

Ive seen some strange things in my time stuck in/down/round genitals,and other orifices!!

LOL.....From my time working in A&E BTW, if you were wondering.....

I'd liked the bit - 'he gave no explanation' pmsl - as neil says - poor man i expect he slipped and fell onto it (yeah and in the process knocked himself out and woke up with a hard on!!!!!!).

I had a friend who was an A&E nurse for many years in the early 80s- 3 of the ones she remembered involved a man with a vibrator upside down up his *rse switched on with new batteries - apparently they had to sedate him as they couldn't switch it off and had to wait for the batteries to run down a bit (hope it wasn't one of the talking ones ) - a bloke that had a sawn off chair leg stuck up him (a CHAIR LEG FFS!!!!) and a woman with a small melon stuck in her fanny - ok so i know a baby is bigger but you don't have a choice in that!!!!

Ezzy's Mum! wrote: hope it wasn't one of the talking ones

Please explain!

Personal anecdotes accepted in lieu of lucid explanation.
No photos though, eh? There's a good girl.

(hope it wasn't one of the talking ones )

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LOL! Well i remember pen refils used as 'wands', cup and saucer neatly broken into pieces and placed inside a womans vagina, a 'de-clawed' hamster inserted into a mans anus, broom handle in a mans anus, a common one was kids bouncy balls, lots of 'I accidently fell onto it....' excuses.....................shall I go on.................................?????

ellie wrote:lots of 'I accidently fell onto it....' excuses.....................shall I go on.................................?????

I guess you can fill books with such stories

lmao i've heard a lot of those she must've been in the same A&E dept. As for the talking ones - well Chris i once went to an Ann Summers party and the 'hostess' was telling us about the marvellous new talking vibrator - of course we had to have a listen. Well, within less than 3 mins of seeing this bog standard looking pink plastic vibrator (no happy face on that one) connected to a small 'speech' box by a wire (it was the late 80s) and hearing a mans voice saying in a cheesy accent 'ooh yeah baby - do you like that - i'm so hard!" we were rolling on the floor crying with laughter - all it needed was the bad brown squared wallpaper - the cheesy music and trumpet player in the background and a heavily moustached bloke bouncy around on a big breasted peroxided blonde! Strangely she didn't manage to sell any!!

:idea: I think it's time to hit the 'Report an abuse' button.

Let's see what happens!

Note to me: never tell Ellie or Suzie anything even mildly embarrassing

Ohh, here's the slightly worrying reply.

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I'VE BEEN STITCHED UP!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO i've been reported for abuse - this is a great moment in my life - hope that doesn't jeopardise my position as a moderator - i can't believe you'd do that to me Chris when i picked up your tea for you to save you having to eat something out of Rosco's sweaty box - your cards are marked young man!!!!!!

SAVE THE SUTTERTON ONE!!!!!!!

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