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Post  Snowcat Sat Nov 03 2012, 17:05

Say hello to .............???
I've posted a picture below for some inspiration and I'm hoping for some help from you guys, my wife christened my blue cat The Mistress as she was a stunning looker who I'd be sneaking for fun times and weekends away with. I'm struggling for a name for this one but she's gotta have one.. In a bit of a drunken moment my mate suggested that as the blade was in theory a trade up from the cat she will be willing to AHEM "do more" so needs a more extreme name, he suggested one but I won't repeat it.
My nominations are The beast or Wes, (as in Wesley Snipes AKA Blade). Any other ideas appreciated peeps?

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Post  MrNutt Sat Nov 03 2012, 17:23

the do more mistress?
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Post  Snowcat Sat Nov 03 2012, 17:26

Bit of a mouthful Dave Wink
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Post  MrNutt Sat Nov 03 2012, 17:28

well she is the mistress that does more Wink

I am not good at naming bikes, the cat's name is just bikey, but it works for me!
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Post  bobh Sat Nov 03 2012, 17:37

With those colours, it's got to be the "She-Devil" angry
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Post  0ldcat Sat Nov 03 2012, 20:56

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Swish ~ Swish ~ Swish . . . . . . . . ZORRO . . . . . . ?


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Post  ScoldedCat Sat Nov 03 2012, 22:45

Zorro gets my vote!
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Post  mrfrance Sun Nov 04 2012, 19:48

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Bit of a mouthful Dave Wink

Why not call her Big mouth Shocked Very Happy
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Post  ellie Sun Nov 04 2012, 20:24

Anythings better than the mistress.

Cilla? The Hot headed red head??
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Post  Snowcat Mon Nov 05 2012, 11:03

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Anythings better than the mistress.

Cilla? The Hot headed red head??
The Mistress was a brilliant name, right up there with Tweetie and no I'm sorry Ellie not having anything to do with scousers even just the name. Could call it fergie though Wink the hot headed MUFC leader Wink
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Post  billyw Mon Nov 05 2012, 12:10

In a simliar theme to mistress, how about Courtesan?

Wee bit posher, but basically the same!

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Post  Snowcat Mon Nov 05 2012, 12:32

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:In a simliar theme to mistress, how about Courtesan?

Wee bit posher, but basically the same!

Wee bit??? It's the rolls Royce of the lady street vendors I think, could be a contender Wink
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Post  johnelcoat Mon Nov 05 2012, 12:39

I know its not going along with the whole mistress theme, but what about Boris?

As in Boris the blade off the film snatch.
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Post  Snowcat Mon Nov 05 2012, 12:46

Like Boris!!
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Post  YZFJohn Mon Nov 05 2012, 13:16

Trinity from the Wesley Snipes Film 'Blade Trinity'?
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Post  bobh Mon Nov 05 2012, 13:19

Nah - that can't be a Boris Bike, surely?
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Post  Snowcat Mon Nov 05 2012, 13:49

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Nah - that can't be a Boris Bike, surely?
Thinking more Trinity meself!! Wink
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Post  MrNutt Mon Nov 05 2012, 14:28

boris the blade gets my vote
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Post  biscut Mon Nov 05 2012, 16:15

boris the blade I really like the sound of although aren't bikes supposed to be named something female in tradition? something about having to treat them well otherwise they will turn round and slap you (when you come off) ?
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Post  ellie Mon Nov 05 2012, 16:35

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:Anythings better than the mistress.

Cilla? The Hot headed red head??
The Mistress was a brilliant name, right up there with Tweetie and no I'm sorry Ellie not having anything to do with scousers even just the name. Could call it fergie though Wink the hot headed MUFC leader Wink

I find the mistress really derogatory to women but hey!

Go on, red is the only colour of the only footie team, you could call it Suarez green smile

Ill get me coat.......
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Post  Snowcat Mon Nov 05 2012, 16:47

I find the word Sue, Sus, suez..... No I can't even type it let alone say it, I find that dirty,racist, diving, cheating buck toothed waste of DNA derogatory to the sport of football and I'd give up riding bikes at the very thought of that tw#t having anything to do with my bike.... So that's a no but thanks Ellie Wink
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Post  ellie Mon Nov 05 2012, 17:06

So Gerard's a no too?? Lolz.

Shrek after Rooney?


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Post  TomCom Mon Nov 05 2012, 17:07

This is the one i want to have
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Post  Snowcat Mon Nov 05 2012, 17:32

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:So Gerard's a no too?? Lolz.

Shrek after Rooney?


You know I love ya Steve :-)
Love ya too Ellie xx

Yeah not Gerard either I'm afraid, think I'll avoid the football reference altogether, (besides Shrek, yeah I called him that, doesn't deserve naming rights he's a bit rubbish tbh :(

Think the final nominations are Tadao (the designer of the final and arguably best blade), Enzo (Ferrari, red... keep up), Boris or Trinity.

Unless there are any other suggestions Smile
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