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Post  Rosco Mon Mar 12 2012, 18:35

I've heard that all the southerners will be having a hosepipe ban imposed.

You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine Wink for a small fee.

Not long till we're selling you our lovely Scottish water Wink I expect.



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Post  billyw Mon Mar 12 2012, 18:39

Never mind Scotland's oil, it'll be Scotland's water next!
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Post  Wooster Mon Mar 12 2012, 18:50

Funny you should mention that.

The only thing the Tory Party in Scotland sorry, Scotland's only Tory brought to the table during the last election was privatising Scotland's water.

No surprises there, given the revenue would flow south faster than the water. Wink
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Post  mrfrance Thu Mar 15 2012, 14:56

I've heard that all the southerners will be having a hosepipe ban imposed.

You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine for a small fee.

Not long till we're selling you our lovely Scottish water I expect..

Its ok Rosco I will be drinking a lot of water from now on so I can clean my cat with my urine Wink ...its like a pressure washer you know
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Post  Rosco Thu Mar 15 2012, 15:26

So maybe not 'goes like 541T off a shovel' and more 'stinks of p155'

Probably wouldn't suggest that even if it's on fire as it could be an electrical one. Crying or Very sad
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Post  Eddie990 Thu Mar 15 2012, 15:57

They may take our lives....but they will never take our water?

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Post  SteveCat Thu Mar 15 2012, 16:06

Rosco wrote:You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine Wink for a small fee.

Had thought of that - thanks ... only problem might be, is your hose pipe long enough for me to drag it back home? Laughing
on second thoughts, you have soft water there .. umm not compatible with the lime scale laden stuff we get, might break something

I've been ahead of this ban for the last couple of years.

a) don't wash the bike that often Embarassed
b) managed to wash the bike yesterday with my pump up hose pipe gizmo and used only 5l of water Laughing

I'm just waiting for some wise crack to challenge me with my car grade garden sprayer gizmo for wasting water and they get into their car and drive to the car wash!
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Post  ellie Thu Mar 15 2012, 16:15

But the weathers so bad North of the border your pipes will be frozen green smile


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Post  mrfrance Thu Mar 15 2012, 16:49

So maybe not 'goes like 541T off a shovel' and more 'stinks of p155'

Probably wouldn't suggest that even if it's on fire as it could be an electrical one.

Do you ever switch off pmsl
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Post  Rosco Thu Mar 15 2012, 17:35

Surely talking dirty turns everyone on.
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Post  kwakkat Thu Mar 15 2012, 18:29

i can,t wait for share a bath next doors only a 23year old blonde
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Post  Roll The Bones Thu Mar 15 2012, 18:41

Rosco wrote:I've heard that all the southerners will be having a hosepipe ban imposed.

You're welcome to come North of the border and borrow mine Wink for a small fee.

Not long till we're selling you our lovely Scottish water Wink I expect.



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The wife told me that she had already imposed a hosepipe ban. Crying or Very sad grumpy
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Post  ellie Thu Mar 15 2012, 19:34

cards wrote:i can,t wait for share a bath next doors only a 23year old blonde


Bet she's shi**ing herself!! rofl
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Post  SteveCat Thu Mar 15 2012, 22:46

Roll The Bones wrote:The wife told me that she had already imposed a hosepipe ban. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I remember that ban, was soon after I said "I do" :(
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Post  kwakkat Fri Mar 16 2012, 20:38

i remember that i wonder if i can get a annulment do to none
consumation after 34 years
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Post  ellie Fri Mar 16 2012, 20:39

cards wrote:i remember that i wonder if i can get a annulment do to none
consumation after 34 years

Yet you have children Pete, Is Fred the Virgin Mary???
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Post  kwakkat Fri Mar 16 2012, 21:50

looks to the east what star shine,s yonder gabby farao
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Post  Wooster Fri Mar 16 2012, 22:48

Why, 'tis not a star.
'Tis an insane Tory wielding promissory tablets of improvements unto the people's through the free market.

But lo', the promises are as broken as their pipes, and the wet places have become barren and dry,
Yet wine still flows in abundance in the halls of the few,
while the gardens of the peoples turn to sand, and their chariots become festooned with filth.

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Post  ellie Fri Mar 16 2012, 23:00

Yet wine still flows in abundance in the halls of the few,

Pleased my taxes are going to good use!
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