If this doesn't bring a tear to your eye......you must be a woman.

**Rosco** Sat Nov 12 2011, 00:11

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**ellie** Sat Nov 12 2011, 03:06

This happened a few hundred yards from our house. I was a bit wary of taking the dog for a walk in the park after that!

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**0ldcat** Sat Nov 12 2011, 09:57

Tyne & Wear

Recorder Mairs said to Topp: "You bit his scrotum with enough force to rip his skin.

"It must have been excruciatingly painful."

Topp replied: "Damn straight ! Dispite the use of Novocain and Oil of Cloves I had a tooth ache for two days !"

Chesterfield

A local horticulturist said: "We're looking forward to finding out what type of tree or bush sprouts from this and are intrigued to find out what kind of nuts it bears."

A Chesterfield wildlife expert said: "The last few winters have been hard on the local squirrel population, but if this experiment works, the future looks a lot rosier for them."