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Post  ellie on Fri Aug 16 2013, 15:58

"Im fast as f**k me" =
He's very dangerous and incompetent. Its a wonder how he is still alive!!

"I was spinning it up on the way out of that roundabout" =
He hit a patch of diesel and filled his pants!!

"Only cut slicks on the road are good enough for me"=
He took the advice of a mate whos even dumber than he is!

"My mates tell me I should be racing"=
Hes a liability and his mates want him off the road.

"I tucked the front and saved it on my knee"=
A few of the worlds greatest riders have done this..whereas he hit a patch of diesel, slid an inch and filled his pants..

"I wheelied it through to fourth gear"=
The front wheel came half an inch off the floor..for a split second and he filled his pants.

"Ive set up the suspension myself"=
It now handles like a punctured space hopper!

"Ive got carbon fibre bodywork to save weight"=
He weighs 22 stone..its this or no more chips!!

"Ive got a BSB spec engine"=
Well thats what his mate Dumber told him when he sold it him...

"Its a custom paintjob"=
Its devalued by 80%

"Loud pipes saves lives"=
and warn people youre on your way..drink up folks..time to go!

ROFLMFHO..hope it makes you giggle as much as it did me!
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Post  Wooster on Fri Aug 16 2013, 16:03

Laughing 
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Post  Rosco on Fri Aug 16 2013, 17:10

I've used a couple of these.  But heard all of them before.

Not mentioning any names......yet.
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Post  TomCom on Fri Aug 16 2013, 21:08

i like the one about roundabout
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Post  Snowcat on Fri Aug 16 2013, 21:41

A few of them remind me of someone but I'm pleading the 5th like Ross, very funny by the way and quite apt.
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Post  MevsyD on Fri Aug 16 2013, 21:42

Love it! Heard a few and thought the same.!!
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Post  kwakkat on Fri Aug 16 2013, 21:48

IO you fuming 
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Post  Dirt Bike Dave on Sat Aug 17 2013, 00:15

I'll plead guilty to the loud pipes!!
Although rather than saving lives I just like annoying the f*#k out of Mr Lees with them!left thumb up

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Post  Rosco on Sat Aug 17 2013, 23:08

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:I'll plead guilty to the loud pipes!!
Although rather than saving lives I just like annoying the f*#k out of Mr Lees with them!left thumb up
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Post  randomeclipse on Sun Aug 18 2013, 21:20

rofl 
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Post  OhJay on Mon Aug 19 2013, 06:45

rofl2 

haha, love it
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